I was minding my own business grill some burgers Omaha steak ® in my ® George Foreman Grill when my neighbor nosey, Fred, came through the gate of the yard. He would be visiting their children at Los Cruces and it still smells like my burgers and come charging back to Idaho.
Fred always makes inane questions when he is waiting for a burger. I have to answer things damaged houses.
Question: when was the September 11?
Answer: it was in 2001.
Q. what long? How long can we know who was responsible for the attacks?
R. Since 2001.
Question: and who was responsible?
R. Osama bin Laden.
A. what we did to capture Osama bin Laden and his gang?
R. I mentioned a gang? We attacked Afghanistan and Iraq.
Q. we received as Liberators and heroes?
R. evil! Who ever suggested that?
R. Dick Cheney, duck, pheasant, quail and Hunter lawyer! And in which countries did evil come from?
The Saudi Arabia and its neighbors.
Q. did the attacking Afghanistan and Iraq do the trick?
R. n. Afghanistan increased significantly their opium production, but Iraq has been poor in deadly confusion. Now seems to be an insurgency in Afghanistan again. Americans are dying all the time.
Question: so what is plan B?
R. land area of the world is approximately 16 times that of the United States. With more than six billion people you would think we could find a guy simply by offering a reward. The State Department is offering a reward of 25 million dollars.
I told everyone on the Internet (well, at least those who read my garbage) that Osama bin Laden is drinking lemonade in Mecca. Why can't we just go there and take it? Then, the State Department can give me my $ 25 million.
Question: so there is no plan B?
A. no! I think not. After the plan to everyone in Washington not only withdrew. But I still say go to Mecca!
Q. is it really that simple, Taylor Jones writer hack?
A. perhaps not, Fred. But we sure as hell have covered Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Question: it seems that attack countries instead of hiring a good detective agency does not resolve the issue.
A. don't worry! Osama bin Laden was born in 1957. Adding 70 years-he is in very good health walks-he everything will die around 2027. This is only 21 years away. No time at all!
Q. wasn't Osama bin Laden an ally during the war in Afghanistan against the Soviet Union?
R.! The CIA loves the guy.
Q. why shouldn't I think the CIA is giving it coverage?
A. because it would be nice.
Q. How do I not know Osama bin Laden did not go to Sweden and have a sex change operation?
A. you don't? You saw it?
Q. How do I not know Osama bin Laden was seen in Beverly Hills away from the Office of a prominent plastic surgeon?
A. you're getting hotter by the minute. All girls from Mecca love their curly hair.
Q. are not the burgers about done?
R. Grab a plate, Fred!
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