Shortly before the sixth anniversary of the September 11 attacks, Osama bin Laden released a new videotape.
Osama has recently launched a message asking for new attacks.
The hype around the new release of Osama tapes got me to thinking-if Osama was a rap star or film actor big like Tom Cruise, I would probably be the planet's richest advertising. So rich I would buy oil from around the world and sell it in beautiful little bottles in the shop 99 cents.
It seems that it would be a typical client ... always wanting the world to hear what he has to say. And he would always be coming up with some new idea or theory for me to disclose. Like most celebrity clients, he would be a little difficult to get on the phone.
It doesn't matter if people like me or not, because it would be holding the key to the voice of the planet's most notorious person. Imagine it. This guy releases a new tape almost every year and if it was available on iTunes, it would make a killing (not literally). It changes the colour of his beard and people watch. Osama is actually the new Britney Spears.
And just like Britney, sometime people already won't pay attention to what he has to say and who knows, one day a videotape Osama only can flop. But nothing happens until Osama walks the red carpet in a hideous equipment. But then, that would be new, news, right?
Prada Jones is a former journalist and writes a blog diary about how brand recognition and name move quickly online, on television, in print and in all possible media platforms with a voice entertaining, bold. Check out his blog at [http://www.ILoveMyPublicist.com]
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