Conspiracy Theory - Osama Bin Laden Had Actually Been Deceased for More Than 8 Years

Okay so, you rely on me to bring you at least one new and original conspiracy theory every day, and it takes a lot to do all the research to dig through all the clues. Today, I have a treat for you and it's something that's recently been in the news. I hope you like my conspiracy theory that I just made up out of the blue. So, let me explain it all to you, without further ado;

Do you remember the huge "shock and awe" in Afghanistan when the US dropped the "mother of all bombs" or MOAB out of the back of a military transport aircraft, it parachuted down and was then detonated. The explosive force, although non-nuclear was easily equal to that of a mid-range nuclear weapon. Well, rumor has it that during that explosion, Osama bin Laden's underground cave community was destroyed, and all inside hiding in there perished forthwith. Could this be true?

Well, I have heard from a reliable source that it is true and that Osama bin Laden was actually killed 8-years ago. However, in order to root out terrorist cells in the Al Qaeda network, the CIA installed a fake Osama bin Laden, and occasionally had this imposter put forth videos on Al Jazeera whenever the trail grew cold as to where these terrorist cells were hiding out. Yes, a brilliant plan, and it worked, actually it worked too well.

Not only did it fool Al Qaeda followers, and prevent them from honoring a dead Martyr by doing personal suicide jihad missions, but it also fooled all the media, and everyone else in the World. President Obama who is actually a CIA plant and now US president finally was instructed to end this escapade and decided to do so as he started his re-election campaign. The former administration actually killed Osama bin Laden and all his top chiefs during the MOAB mission 8-years ago, but they can't say anything now, and Obama takes all the credit.

Yes, there was a raid, but that wasn't really Osama bin Laden. Rather it was one of his look-a-likes, a double. The CIA's Osama bin Laden has retired for 2.5 years and lives in New Braunfels, Texas and hangs out at the local coffee shop. Now, you would never recognize him in a million years, as he has a perfectly clean cut look now - looking more like a retired USMC man than Osama bin Laden. Other than his height, there is no resemblance at all. Nevertheless, the ending of this chapter of Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden is over and the storyline shows America in a good light, and all is well that ends well.

Now, I hoped you liked today's conspiracy theory wrapped in plausible deniability and told to me by a homeless man who bummed $1.65 off me for a Starbucks Coffee today. Please consider all this and remember; "Not all is as it seems."

Lance Winslow is a retired Founder of a Nationwide Franchise Chain, and now runs the Online Think Tank. Lance Winslow believes writing 23,100 articles was a lot of work - because all the letters on his keyboard are now worn off..